Wednesday, December 9, 2009

Why dogs are better than women

Why dogs are better than women...

Author unknown


  • Dogs don't cry

  • Dogs love it when your friends come over

  • Dogs don't care if you use their shampoo

  • Dogs think you sing great

  • A dog's time in the bathroom is confined to a quick drink

  • Dogs don't expect you to call when you're running late. The later you are, the more excited dogs are to see you

  • Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs

  • Dogs don't notice if you call them another dog's name

  • Dogs are excited by rough play

  • Dogs don't mind if you give their offspring away

  • Dogs can appreciate excessive body hair

  • Anyone can get a good looking dog

  • If a dog is gorgeous, other dogs don't hate it

  • Dogs don't shop

  • Dogs like it when you leave lots of things on the floor

  • Dogs never need to examine the relationship

  • A dog's parents never visit

  • Dogs love long car trips

  • Dogs understand that instincts are better than asking for directions

  • When a dog gets old and snaps at you incessantly, you can shoot it

  • Dogs like beer

  • Dogs don't hate their bodies

  • Dogs never criticize

  • Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across

  • Dogs never expect gifts

  • Dogs don't worry about germs

  • Dogs don't want to know about every other dog you've had

  • Dogs don't let magazine articles guide their lives

  • You never have to wait for a dog, they're ready to go 24 hours a day

  • Dogs have no use for flowers, cards or jewelry

  • Dogs don't borrow your shirts

  • Dogs never want foot rubs

  • Dogs enjoy heavy petting in public

  • Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk

  • Dogs can't talk

  • Dogs seldom outlive you

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